Thursday, December 29, 2011

I keep replaying this scene in my head.

Moments in Idolmaster Playthroughs #1 - Week 21ish: Chihaya's Sick in Bed

Summary of Events: You're feeling swag after beating Ryuuguu Komachi into the floor and all of a sudden you get a call from Chihaya asking you to go somewhere with her tomorrow. (Read as: WE HAVE WONDEROUS DATE-O, IS OK?)

As fate would have it she calls you the next morning while you're wondering why she hasn't met at the appointed place (Dat gurl better not have stood me up, but it's ok if she did, I'll see her next week anyway).

Coughing frantically into her phone she tells you she's sick and probably can't make it. You, being Producersansama have a choice to either:

A) Tell her to stay inside and take care

or

B)I'MA GUNNA BE THERE IN 30 MINUTES BABY HANG ON

You take the A choice - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe (Next month). You take the B choice - you stay in Wonderland and they show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.



WHAT ARE THOSE HIMAWARI FLOWER PAJAMAS ohmanbrogeez
(Translators Note: Himawari means Sunflower)

So I'm there, like, "You alright and Daijoubu?" in the most gentlemanly way possible. She's all "You actually came!... er I mean, why are you here, it's a bother." [/tsuntsun]godthasumadorable

Then you talk about stuff about how as a kid she had this sickness often too, and you're like, I'll check your temperature.

CHANCE TIME!

A) Check by your hand

or

B) Check by your forehead

OBVIOUSLY B IS THE RIGHT ANSWER



This program brought to you by the letter: AHHHHHHHHHHYEAHHHHHHHkawaiiHHHHHHHHH

I damn near died here. But anyway you're being a Producersansama so you're all "Yeah, you're burning up, I'll make you some porridge to help." Like a boss (of the unit).

But before that insert depressing dialogue about what happened to her little brother when she was a kid and that story. Yeah. THAT STORY THAT WE GOT IN IDOLMASTER EPISODE 20?



This part yeah ok got it good? If not, sad times and you should google it.

BUT ANYWAY DEUS EX MACHINA SOLUTION is for another day, let's get back to PORRIDGE. (I love rice porridge by the way because it's made of rice)


So you're gloating about being "THEPORRIDGEM@STER" and how you make the stuff all the time and here she goes:



TOKI WO TOMARE!!!



"You're going to make it in the rice cooker right? Then it's not really you making it, it'd be the rice cooker."

oooooooo YOOOOOO PRODUCER SAN YOU GOT CALLED OUT

END

Goddamn Chihaya. Stay godlike.


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